Prayer to Booty

Our booty, who art divine,

Glorious be thy curves.

Thy motion come, thy wiggle be done,

On earth, as it is in my dreams.

Give us this day our daily glance,

And forgive us our staring,

As we forgive those who dare to stare as well.

Lead us not into temptation—

But, oh, deliver us to its grace.

For thine is the rhythm,

The power, and the bounce,

Forever and ever.

Amen.